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The Item Review is CLOSED.

The presence of an article review in the site was considered essential a few years ago. However, in 2019, the prospect of finishing it has sunken into improbability. I believe that the time, effort, and enjoyment of the site's writers should be focused on new projects. The past, no matter how flawed, must be put to rest.

New volunteers are asked to post their requests for adopting an Item in the page's discussion.

Items under its purview have been returned to the normal process of voting. The administration reserves the right to make the final verdict on an Item.

Link to checklist for tales can be found here.

Link to the Official Thread for Items Mass Review can be found here.


  • Keep As Is: The article being reviewed will be kept fully intact and without any major edits.
  • Redeem: The general body of the article will be kept, albeit a substantial edit to description or report is to be made.
  • Rewrite: A rewrite, big or small, is being called. Any author, including the original one, may do so. In the event that there are two or more rewrite proposals, the Mass Edit criticism team will review each and select one.
    • Reimagine: The article's current form may be drastically altered; resembling the original version but with a unique change to the description / report.
  • Retract / Discard / Delete: Practically means the same thing in this context. The article is to be removed from the main site, however, if the original author or a concerned user wants to keep the article offsite for rewrite / archiving, they will be allowed. An author may retract his works for his own use, and the Mass Edit team discards works otherwise. Said pieces will be deleted after the mass edit.

If you wish to review deleted items for an attempt at a rewrite or to retrieve them, there is a page here where deleted items are kept.

Items What Fate Awaits It Status Caretaker
Light Eater Rewrite Rewriting Agent EAgent E
Bell of Entropy Rewrite Rewriting DrCaduceusDrCaduceus
Archangel of Scorn Redeem [DONE] DrCaduceusDrCaduceus
End of Days Engine Redeem No Work Done EdAWACSdenyYEdAWACSdenyY
Sporal Contagion Redeem Cared For DrCaduceusDrCaduceus
Ghost Gas Masks Rewrite Rewriting DrCaduceusDrCaduceus
Terror Bites Keep As Is Cared For Victor StrateVictor Strate
Seismic Rodents Rewrite Needing Rewrite - [Volunteer Needed]
Physics Engine Rewrite [DONE] narconikanarconika
Candle Wax Child Redeem Cared For Victor StrateVictor Strate
Bed of Wealth Rewrite Rewriting 11a4hjfe11a4hjfe
Bad Donuts Rewrite Rewriting RogetRoget
Assemble Yourself Rewrite Rewriting RogetRoget
Darling Construct Rewrite [DONE] 11a4hjfe11a4hjfe
Hime Akumu Redeem Cared For DrCaduceusDrCaduceus
Matchmaker Rewrite [DONE] drSteffiedrSteffie
Tiny Wings Rewrite No Work Done DecibellesDecibelles
Imperial Sharks Rewrite [DONE] Agent EAgent E
Pincer Coffin Rewrite No Work Done Agent EAgent E
Satire Truck Redeem [DONE] DrCaduceusDrCaduceus
Remedion Redeem [DONE] DrCaduceusDrCaduceus
Staff of Hermes Rewrite No Work Done - [Volunteer Needed]
QUAESITOR Redeem (Rewritten) [DONE] DrCaduceusDrCaduceus

Outcome Chart:

Keep As Is Redeem Rewrite Delete
1 (Terror Bites) 8 (Satire, Remedion, QUAESITOR <3, Angel, End of Days, Sporal, Hime, Candle Wax) 13 (Pincer, Sharks, Tiny Wings, Assemble, Creature of Scientists, Bed, Hallway, Physics, Seismic, GGM, Bell, Light Eater, Caduceus) 12 (Obedience, Couch, Chalk, Sentry, Everything, Polapups, Stick, Donuts, Darwin, Displacement, Detrimental Disk, Disharmonious)

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