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 LVL : -1 (OVERROOT)                                                                        
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 TYP : ASCII7-LE                                                                            
 LEN : 240 B                                                                                
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I had to restore this database entry from some of our more exotic backups multiple times    
because *somebody* keeps erasing it from our records. Get over it. You joined us, that means
we own your ass now.                                                                        

That aside, I think I'll order two.                                                         
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6ww7HBKxxI                                                                                  
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I had to restore this database entry from some of our more exotic backups multiple times
because *somebody* keeps erasing it from our records. Get over it. You joined us, that means
we own your ass now.

That aside, I think I'll order two.

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Internal Publication of the High Office of Propaganda

Distribution Restricted to Vault Personnel and Facilities

Product Code: 1749-C-300:2024

Media Type: Poster or similar

Date: 2024-12-01

Quantity Initial print run of 1500 pcs.

An aesthetically pleasing and handy pin-up style wall calendar for 2025 CE, commemorating the crucial role that the Vaults play to the regime. Each month features an illustration of one of our glorious Vault Overseers and an inspirational quote to keep our brave sons and daughters motivated. Each image was hand-drawn by our best artists in the style of last century's military nose art. Here an overview of each:

Month Motive Quote Notes
January Overseer-AQUARII wearing a summer hat, a summer dress and skin, head turned as if looking into the distance. "Do not be afraid." Image is held in monchromatic red.
February Overseer-PISCIUM. "Time heals all wounds."
March Overseer-ARIETIS playing a piano on a bridge lined with lanterns. "Keep that fire burning."
April Overseer-TAURI smoking a cigar whilst sitting at a casino table. "There is Nothing holding you back."
May Overseer-GEMINORUM in tight sportswear, striking an athletic pose. "Love is all you need." This is the most risqué piece.
June An aerial panorama shot of Vault-CANCER. "Home is where the Heart is."
July Overseer-LEONIS in uniform, saluting with blodshot eyes. "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
August Overseer-VIRGINIS on horseback riding into the sunset, seen from behind. "Seize the Day."
September Overseer-LIBRAE raising a fencing foil, spreading wings made from interlocking gun barrels. "Justice will prevail!" The CcMmYK print has no cyan channels.
October Overseer-SCORPII wearing his Black Sun armour, one fist raised. The cityscape of Vault-SCORPIO is in the background, including the Lighthouse which causes artistic lens flare. "Knowledge is power." The image is held in the visual style of 2000s and early 2010s Mecha anime.
November Overseer-OPHIUCHI sitting on a lawn chair. He is wearing an aloha shirt and bermuda shorts and is raising a can of Pepsi to the viewer. "Believe in yourself."
December Overseer-SAGITTARII in front of the backdrop of the cosmic darkness long after the stelliferous era, pointing a shotgun directly at the viewer. "GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK!"
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