But seriously, Ive been researching Nuclear Weaponry and realized the one thing missing from the CI Military Arsenal. A WMD! I want to add one or two along with some bombers to go along with them. I feel that it would seem only fit that an Insurgency of Chaos would hold such weapons. But, Im asking you guys first. So, what do you say?
Nukes seem kinda overrated these days in my own honest opinion. Also the facilities and resources needed for a thermonuclear weapon or even an atomic bomb would be risky. Remember nowadays radioactive material is closely monitored and there are advanced isotope scanners around. It's not impossible just stating some facts. Chemical or biological weapons are much cheaper and easier to procure.
But hey, just some cynicism you can do it but just saying, Nukes are overrated.
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Of course, I would see it realistic for the CI to have a reasonable nuclear arsenal, seeing as we're Chaos, and North Korea and Iran and all, so I'm ok with it.
But I still prefer anomalous nukes.
Or the Bell of Entropy.
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Just had the best idea for a joke object ever.
The manliness nuke.
A giant fucking nuke with arms. Ridiculously muscular arms.
Thinking about an anomaly aside from the fact that is has arms that it's constantly flexing.
Collab object, anyone?
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For ideas involving manliness and masculinity, you should go to Chumagen.
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I was actually thinking about asking one of our newer members. It would be a nice first object for them, something where they have the direct guidance of someone more experienced.
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
It depends on the newer members. They may not respond at all. Also, it's good to give them their time until they're ready to do it themselves. You ate Staff: they are the ones who should come to you when they want it, not when you want it. I'm in touch with a lot of them, so it's covered.
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Huh. Maybe I could just make a thread in the brainstorming section to see if anybody's interested?
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
So…can I have at least a few? I know its overrated, but it can help us. I promise I'll use them sparingly.
Ken edit: yes, I'll have a few be anomalous.
I don't know what you mean by them helping us and using them sparingly. Are you talking to us in-universe or out? I'm being OOC, so you know.
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What I mean is I would like to have the option to have nukes. And yes, I was speaking In-Universe.
Then, IU, sure.
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Currently in our arsenal: 5 ten Megaton Thermonuclear Warheads, and a liter of Nuclear Kamikaze puppies. We're going places guys.
Yeah good luck picking up after your dogs Hocken. Better bring the Geiger counter and the radiation suit. Don't forget to keep the poop separate we don't want that incident at the vet again. You know when things went critical mass last time. The clean up crew scooped Plutonium off the floor for months. That's why we don't have a vet anymore.
Oh the plus side, if you place your dogs into the water they might glow due to the Cherenkov effect. :D
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Heaven help us when it's time for them to reproduce. Radioactive babies.
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Don't worry, Martin will be more than happy to splay and neuter them
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Wait, splay?
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
Did I faux pas?
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Tale challenge accepted.
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"Damn, spilled coke over the door control button again."
- pilot of the plane that dropped the bomb on Hiroshima.
That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works!
I think the appropriate quote would be: "My god, what have we done?" says the pilot of the Enola Gay.
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Nothing is wrong with us.
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You probably just picked the blue pill.
That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works!
Yeah come to think of it, why only the puppies. You know there are other animals other than cats and dogs around.
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BECAUSE I FUCKING WANT FUCKING PUPPIES YOU WALRUS LOVING HIPPIES!!! oops…sorry, that's the Radiation speaking.
I'm not a hippie firstly and secondly I couldn't care less about walruses. My interests lie more with the invertebrates. Most exclusively with phylum Cnidaria and Arthropoda.
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