Oh.
Dear.
Wat did i do
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Oh.
Dear.
Wat did i do
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This is the first sign of the apocalypse, next people will start upvoting the matt page.
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
how must we prepare?
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We have to kill everybody that is vulnerable to the curse. It's the only way.
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
I will start the Great Cleansing by attacking EdAWACSdenyY, the Vatashi god of violence and false birthdays. Surely, the skies will rain darts burning with heaven-wrought fire
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And I shall rid the world of Doctor Creed, a guy that I couldn't think of something cool to say about if my life depended on it.
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
I got a better idea.
Kills everyone without any fancy descriptions silently and incinerates their bodies so no one will ever ever know about this.
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Until you realize that I have the Physics Engine making a clone of myself every ten seconds.
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
^^ Ed. That was. Amazing.
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Victor no worries. You've provided me with a nice form of entertainment. I'll have have to kill every clone as soon as it matures than wait for the next one and the next one and the next one. Endless prey for me
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Until one of the clones reprograms the Physics Engine to produce cybernetic death robots with my hatred for all things living. Good luck with that.
Oh, and the robots are also ninjas. Ninja robots. With guns. Guns that come out of every appendage and orifice imaginable.
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
No need for ninjas, try to the Febreeze air effects to eliminate odors.
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That was a long time to think of a retort. :p
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I actually thought of it a long time ago. I didn't come to writing it that's all.
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"Couldn't think of something cool to say?"
Feeling's mutual, pal. :P
I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER…and then hide until it goes away
Break the thread. Break all the Thread.
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I'm back Thread.
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Thread. Meet Post.
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You see this Thread here? I claim it in the name of the Caduceus Inquisition!
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NOBODY EXPECTS THE CACUCEUS INQUISITION!
I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER…and then hide until it goes away
I hereby conquer this thread in the name of Holy Kenania!
And thus begins the age of colonization for the Thread of Threads.
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will we be opressing natives and exploiting the local economy. Or shall we be the benevolent dutch and help the native tribes?
The First Church of the Ogrelord claims this thread in the name of Shrek
TIME FOR SOME GREEN
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
Hey. I said to start the colonization of the Thread of Threads. Let's see who's already on board:
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We have been ordered by the great council of Dewish elders, to claim this land for the great Mountinian nation!
All shall tremble in our great shadow, the sun shall never set upon our glorious dominion!
All hail New Mountinia!
Forever live the Great Dewish Empire!
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E.
War r u doin.
E.
Stahp.
Shrek owns here now.
Surrender your onions or perish.
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
You fool, what have you done? The Thread Thread is collapsing! Why, Jebus, WHY!?
And then everybody died.
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
Threadlof Threaditler claims this thread for the Thread Reich.
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Well he'll have to get past the Threadicans and the United Threadom.
Think for yourself, question authority
Well no, first he must invade Thread-Poland and Threadslovakia. Than he must take out Therance. Only than can he go up against Great Threatain and the Threaviet Union.
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Well our President Threadock Threadbama will personally do nothing to destroy you but the mighty Threadican people will do something about it and use threadukes on you till you and your Threadzi people are destroyed
Think for yourself, question authority
The Threadguin army of Threadartica shall rise from the depths to destroy all. no humans stand a chance
Halsedit: Sorry Nouva, but Thredukes were outlawed by the Threadeva convention
Fuck…then we'll just send in a shit load of our people to sacrifice their lives for absolutely nothing!!! HAIL THE THREADNITED THREADS OF THREADICA!!!
Think for yourself, question authority
Or you could call ThreaDrone strikes on the ThreArab people in the employ of Threadsis…
Threadurica F*CK yea!!!!11!1
EdAWACS cuts the thread. Thus rending it in two.
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…
I come back from hunting sweet potatoes and survival camp only to find an alternate version of the site…
… Where I am dead…
… and the Thread has formed a master-slave symbiosis with the other members.
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Welcome back Martin, The THREAD gods have missed you…
What if Martin is a Thread?
What if Threads were a god?
What if gods are threads?
We'll take good care of you. Yes, very good care.
What if care was thread?
what if thread cared?
what if bees were thread?
Dammit Halsey I was planning to say this is Threadia…
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