I'm currently short on time (only really got a breather today), so why not try anything funny?
I created a sandbox for this thing. The first person to stumble upon this thread gets to either
A) Make a name for an Item OR
B) Write the first sentence(s) of the Usage section (the item will be called Placeholder, Y/N, {$Item} or something to that effect then until the article is finished.)
After that, everyone checking by here may append to the article unless they were the last to have edited it. An addition can be anything from one sentence to a short paragraph. (Obviously, keep it coherent to the things others added before!)
Move on to the Report when you feel there's nothing to add to the Usage anymore. Once that one is done, we'll fill out the Infobox in cooperation and start smoothing the edges before this is posted to the mainsite.
(@Meta, @Neonach and @Mario: y'all gonna get replies eventually. Patience is a virtue.)
Eschew elucidation, espouse obfuscation.
