Greetings (and a Happy New Year), Space Diamond!
We're glad to have you here, but there is no need to "please everyone" around here, especially since some of us are notoriously hard to please. Just come as you are and enjoy yourself. If you're hungry for action, a new contest just started.
Ah, the new guy. I'd love to give you directions, but we're still in the process of figuring out where "down" is for every room, so, uh… watch your step.