Having given up any pretense of actually finishing this project in the original one week timeframe, here's the penultimate emotion: Sadness.
Worst of all, this article didn't really underwent any non-cosmetic changes since the original draft from the 15th, so my perfectionism once again got the best out of me.
I still think this might need another Appendix, but until then, I'll just act like the bathos is intentional.
Image Sources: Sunny sea-scape with cliffs and Low view on cliffs and surf under cloudy light by Fons Heijnsbroek, released under CC0.
Eschew elucidation, espouse obfuscation.