List of Foundation Crimes / Discussion

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Insu is the Best Independent Watchdog/News Agency

DrCaduceus 08 Jun 2019 14:25

The List of Foundation Crimes had evolved while I was creating it. Now it's a full-fledged dossier by Insurgency-affiliated journalists that are investigating and exposing the Foundation's activities, complete with a section for news, opinions, editorials, and more (coming soon)! Entries on the list itself take the form of news-style articles

The List of Crimes Committed by the SCP Foundation is free for anyone to add. However, like any news agency, your reports may be subject to editorial review by yours truly. Just to change some errors in style, grammar, spelling, is all and also tell you to improve it sometimes. .

In the future, I plan on adding a section of TV broadcast-style transcripts by plucky, tenacious journalists travelling to dangerous places just to get the best story.

Also, if you haven't noticed, Insu is funding journalists. No matter what way you see it, an organization like ours has to have some friends in the media. We got some bribed ones, duh. But also a lot of truly committed, intrepid reporters who are Insurgents for the sake of revealing the truth.

So step right up! Insu News Network is now hiring!

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Re: Insu is the Best Independent Watchdog/News Agency

Meta Wonderrat 08 Jun 2019 16:07

I am usually more focused inwards, but if it what is needed i will not object to it. I will read it and follow its development, but i don't see myself as contributing to it. I always had an eye on site news and this is site news.

The whole concept seems a bit fishy to me. First, the Insurgency is not what i would call a trustworthy source, but i would not say that "Foundation Media" is ether. Second, per each article the Foundation would have to mess up there cleanup. Whenever that happens i smell a trap. The Foundation has many flaws, but leaving tracks is not one of them.

I will wait and see where this goes, but as for now i will just be reading it.

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Re: Insu is the Best Independent Watchdog/News Agency

Garden Man 08 Jun 2019 17:21

_{I think the fishiness is part of what Cad is gunning for. Whether it's a bunch of lies or if Insu¹ is telling the truth, there's certainly a ton of exciting storytelling that can be done with this.}

On one hand, it's ironic that our sneaky, underhanded Insurgency is being portrayed as a champion of truth and progress.

On the other hand, the irony is magnificent.

Footnotes

1. This is the cutest pet name for the Insurgency. Let's keep it :3

Re: Insu is the Best Independent Watchdog/News Agency

invinoveritas 30 Jul 2019 13:20

This strikes me as intensely propagandistic, dishonest, and deeply hypocritical for the Insurgency to do.

So obviously, I love it.

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Mobaine 13 Jun 2019 01:42

I like the challenge of having to:

1. Frame/expose the Foundation for being the aggressor.
2. Make it sympathetic to Insu.
3. Write it in a news-y way.

In one sitting, I can only add a single entry because it's challenging. Buuut it feels addicting to see the list grow.

DrCaduceus 13 Jun 2019 07:54

Roxanne Bam Banda, Sam Bounty, and Omar Dessous should engage in daredevil journalism around the world as part of a notorious multimedia collective.

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Miranda Richster 13 Jun 2019 11:40

Sam Bounty, I thought about the chocolate bar. Otherwise, it's nice to see that the page fills up

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J'ai deux nouvelles, une mauvaise et une bonne
La mauvaise nouvelle c'est que je ne peux pas forcer les gens à m'accepter ou à m'aimer
La bonne nouvelle c'est que j'en ai rien à foutre

DrCaduceus 13 Jun 2019 11:44

There's a chocolate ba- sweet gravy, there is.

Cadit: If you think of it, chocolate is basically sweet gravy.

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Miranda Richster 13 Jun 2019 11:46

ahahahah, we need someone called kinder

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J'ai deux nouvelles, une mauvaise et une bonne
La mauvaise nouvelle c'est que je ne peux pas forcer les gens à m'accepter ou à m'aimer
La bonne nouvelle c'est que j'en ai rien à foutre

DrCaduceus 13 Jun 2019 11:53

This site (and #basesix) used to call me Cadbury. I had the power of the Kinder Egg Surprise in my hands. Legend says that if you can say my ancient name three times, you will be featured in the next installment of Insu Investigates! The new series by renowned journalist, Omar Dessous, exclusive on Al Jazeera Insurgency News Network!

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Miranda Richster 13 Jun 2019 11:57

Cadbury Cadbury Cadbury

did you have to say it in front of a mirror at midnight with a candle?

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J'ai deux nouvelles, une mauvaise et une bonne
La mauvaise nouvelle c'est que je ne peux pas forcer les gens à m'accepter ou à m'aimer
La bonne nouvelle c'est que j'en ai rien à foutre

Garden Man 13 Jun 2019 14:37

Cadit: If you think of it, chocolate is basically sweet gravy.

- DrCaduceus, 2019.

Garden of Edit: I smell some serious collaboration.

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(account deleted) 21 Aug 2019 20:08

the m25 is truly a demon

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You were expecting a forum signature, weren't you?

Marius Rosewood 15 Jul 2020 13:36

Wish we could have a list of UNGOS or SEPIA crimes.

DrCaduceus 20 Jul 2020 13:47

I haven't thought about how to differentiate such a list from this one, but good idea.

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