I see it's coming along nicely.
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
I haven't actually read anything, I've just been checking in and noticed that it's getting longer.
Heh… Heh heh…
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
No Cad everyone is spying on you. Everywhere we can see you. We wish to collect your essence.
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I like where this is going and I can't wait for more!
here are two things I'm unsure about
Meh. It's not very interesting at the moment and there are a few problems that I noticed here and there that I don't have time to point out at the moment. I'll wait for the log. +0 for now.
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
Something I just noticed: This says Satire Truck and doesn't have much to do with Satire aside from the truck liking satire, which plays a very minor part in the article. You're sort of pushing what I'm willing to allow in this contest.
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
Is there an actual rule that says I have to make the random name an integral part of my Item? My take on it was that the words Satyr and Satire are similar, so I decided to play on that.
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No, but this isn't really what I intended. I may have to make that a rule if we do this again. I'm allowing it now, of course, because it's a tad late for me to take action.
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
I'm working on the logs to elaborate more on the satire. I had to call off this and all other CI projects due to my exams
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It's log, it's log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood! It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good!
+1
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
That is disquieting, Victor. What obscure reference is that?
Also, I have ~2 more logs on the way, just be like, MORE. Tell everybody of this new miracle.
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Mother of god, you had no childhood. Does anybody here get that reference?
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
I too have no idea what that reference is, I think I'll hold off on my vote till I see the other logs, but so far so good.
Now all I can assume of your childhoods was that you were locked in small cages and given nothing but dog food and stagnant water. Nothing better than that can be possible at this point.
I feel sorry for you. No child should be subjected to a lack of Ren and Stimpy for more than a few days, let alone an entire childhood.
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
according to google that show aired from 91 to 96. I was born in 98 and cad in the early 2000's
there is no way we would have been exposed to that.
Well, it's on Netflix now. Go and watch it. Not the "Adult Party Cartoon" version though.
Also, though it was cancelled, reruns of it have continued to air up until as recently as 2010, but I don't think I've seen it recently while flipping through channels.
Stredit: Also, Yak Shaving Day.
Double Stredit: Also, Halsey, don't use "exposed." You make it sound like something bad. It was a wonderful, wonderful thing.
Victor Strate | "If you ever get in a gunfight with somebody, just make sure to keep aiming for his groin until you've hit it at least once. That way, even if you lose your life in the fight, that bastard'll never breed."
Filipino Nickelodeon still aired that late at night a few years back. I really don't have time nor focus for that.
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Added photo. And yes, that is what we really, RL call, a Satyr Truck.
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My thanks to Miranda Richster and
Garden Man for their feedback. This is the new-and-improved report for Satire Truck. Big thanks as well to
Victor Strate for forcing this idea on me during his Random Item Challenge. Per his original wishes, Powell is now more of a very satyr/satire truck than ever before. I included a couple of new images.
This rewrite may or may not have been a sneaky move to give Powell some powers for a future story.
I hope you enjoy reading!
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ahahaha, that's great. + 1 (damn it, I can't postpone a vote)
J'ai deux nouvelles, une mauvaise et une bonne
La mauvaise nouvelle c'est que je ne peux pas forcer les gens à m'accepter ou à m'aimer
La bonne nouvelle c'est que j'en ai rien à foutre
THERE'S A GOAT PEEKING FROM BEHIND A ROCK. Spectacular job. You managed to improve everything from the original and a lot more. Now take my +1.
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